I understand that Scissors can beat Paper,
and I get how Rock can beat Scissors,
but there's no frickin way Paper can beat Rock.
Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile?
Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors?
Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people?
Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly
suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody.
A rock would tear that motha up in about 2 seconds.
When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock.
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper
I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you
pics from spring break as promised:
 haha eyah thats kenny this kid is halarious
 lol ok me and megan took this pic in a movie theater up there ( we went with corey, ben, and bens gf caitlin ) so ne way we hated the movie and decided to start takin pics which really pissed everyone in the theater off considering we had the flash on 
 mhmmm yeah thats will and nick niiice
 lmao yeah thats me bein retarded as usual in the plane jst messin around on the way up
 oook this is vando yeah hes awesum (and really hott too  ) haha so ne way he started doin pull ups in wills basement and we got a pic
well thats jst a few of the pics but i dont feel like puttin up ne more
so how things with everyone been im srry if ive seemed kinda distant lately for sum reason ive jst been really thinky yeah yeah i kno thinkys not a wrd but i dont really give a shit and if u do thats yur problem  too many things runnin thru my head at once like i jst want to curl up and wait for all of them to end and then jst start over
yuppers so im still goin out with dustin its been like 7 1/2 weeks now and yeah things hav been uhhh crazy lately ummm yeah u guys who kno what im tlkin bout yyeeaaahhh those of u who dont ask me and ill decide if yur trustwrthy enuff to kno hey hey hey get yur mind out of the gutter no its nuffin like that hes jst uhhh in a bit of trouble
o0o wow yeah i keep forgettin how long its been since i wrote yah i went to prom it was pretty sweet and i loved my dress (ill try to get pics on here not sure if ill b able to tho) the music pretyt much sucked but the night was alright
well well well whoda thunk it im puttin up quotes!!
hello, good morning, how you do? what makes your rising sun so new? i could use a fresh beginning too. all of my regrets are nothing new. so this is the way i say i need you.
turn down the static, we'll make it clear. crawl into the backseat with the stale taste of beer. baby, we dont need the music, we'll make it all on our own. cause these anthems that we're making are like buying love from a payphone.
cross my heart & hope to .. im lying just to keep you here. so reckless, so thoughtless. & i couldn't care less.
it all just hits so close to home, we all got friends, but we stand alone.
im sick of screaming, these words have died. everything you've ever said to me, it means nothing now. all the lies you ever fed me, i should spit right back in your face. they were words ; just words.
the words you scribbled on the walls, with the loss of friends you didnt have. ill call you when the time is right. are you in or are you out? for them all to know. bye bye beautiful. dont bother to write. | 
